the act of either breaking or sneaking into a foreign garage, hoping to gain something of value. most commonly alcohol.
"we need some beer but we're broke"
"no problem. let's go to the johnson's and do some garage shopping"
"no problem. let's go to the johnson's and do some garage shopping"
by JiMbOmUrPhY April 10, 2006
When you take food, beer, or condiments from a house party for the soul purpose of filling up your own pantry or refrigerator at home.
"Hey did you hear about this freshman throwing a house party?"
"Yeah, I am going to go grocery shopping."
"Yeah, I am going to go grocery shopping."
by 86thered February 25, 2010
The act of allowing your wife or girlfriend to pull you away from the TV to go shopping during a major sporting event.
Your buddy: Yo, did you see the Phillies' locker room celebration after they beat the Dodgers in the NCLS?
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!
You: No, I had to go homo-shopping for curtains with the little lady!
by Jayophonic November 13, 2009
1. Tearing the place up, as in deliberately vandalizing someone else's business or home, or destroying someone else's possessions.
2. (preferred) Plowing a gaggle of 'hood rats.
2. (preferred) Plowing a gaggle of 'hood rats.
by Sic Semper August 04, 2009
by VB2560 June 12, 2019
adj. An informal descriptive word to describe a cheap and provincial version of a said item or person. This is usually said in an offensive way.
by 8510pm January 07, 2019
Kiersten : Wow Jake you really came A lot last night good thing we have that Shop Vac in the garage.
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
Jake : Uh yeah I did cum a lot last night but we didn't use a Shop Vac to clean it up!
Kiersten : Oh Yeah that was Monday night when Matthew came over!
Jake : WHAT!
Kiersten : Oh he's the cute salesman from Sears that sold me the Shop Vac he offered to show me how it worked!
Jake : GOD DAMN'T DID YOU CHEAT ON ME AGAIN?
Kiersten : No silly Matthew sucked his cum out of me with the Shop Vac GEE Jake don't have a cow!
Jake : Your pathetic you know that!
Steve : Hey guys check out the Shop Vac that cute guy from Sears sold me it can suck the cum right out of my dick! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ! and it can suck Matthew's cum right out of my ass Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Oh Jesus Christ!
Kiersten : And you think im pathetic?
Jake : Yeah you and Steve deserve each other!
Steve : Hey Kiersten wanna come over to my place tonight and play with my Shop Vac? (Wink)
Kiersten : Oh go fuck your Shop Vac!
by SlopNChop September 26, 2018