ruben caballero

A Mexican donkey rider

I saw a ruben caballero

by 849 sexy pants April 8, 2017

Ruben

A skinny bitch who never answers the phone unless it’s Cesar and wipes standing up

“Ay Ruben get online”
“Is Cesar on”
“No”
Proceeds to hang up the phone

by Tron_4000 January 22, 2020

Ruben

A male who is gonna go bald in his 20s and is prob on ft rn and is very toxic his parents named him while in a bad mood

Hey heard of Ruben

Yea he’s toxic he stole my black air force’s

by Toxic female May 6, 2020

Ruben

Ruben is a bitch who tries to deny the fact that he is a simp and overall bitch

Person 1: Ugh I had to play with Ruben last night.
Person 2: Oh that bitch?

by Gum breath September 14, 2020

Ruben

A fucking rat

Ruben is a rat

by Ruben ratt November 10, 2020

Ruben

A brown mysterious scp that is really gay and only watches k-on 24/7 if given admin he can turn into the most disliked nigga in the universe

Isaiah: K-on sucks balls
Ruben: GET KICKED NIGGA

by BeanerCheese January 9, 2022

Robben

A European species of a swan that an be found in it's natural environment falling over with Oscar during a match.

{You:} {Stop} {Robbening}{We} {All} {Know} {You're} {Diving}

by DEHERRO November 14, 2014