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v-rod

The penis of a tranvestite male that does not do a very good job at posing as a woman.
Damn that girl got a huge v-rod.
by rawr master October 29, 2003
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ass rod

Ass rod; n. -A curse that happens if you work in Wendy's for too long. In theory, the ass-rod starts off rubbery, growing slowly in your intestine, feeding off of discount Wendy's grease/food. As time goes on, the rod becomes longer, straighter, more rigid, until it starts poking out your asshole. Men are more likely to develop Ass Rod than Women. Ass Rod can take years to grow from pupa to rod.

Anyone suffering from Ass Rod is in a lot of pain, and will therefore be a real fucking twat towards you.

** From what I hear, it's very uncomfortable. **
'Is it true Domenic has a severe case of Ass Rod?' 'No, he's just a bitch.'
by F. Johnston August 10, 2007
mugGet the ass rodmug.

rat rod

1. a hot rod that has been pieced together by junkyard parts.

2. a sort of "sleeper" car in which the looks of the car are actually downgraded to give the car an old beat up look, when it is in fact a fast car.
1. that rad rod was a total rust bucket and looked like shit

2. jimmy tried to race a crappy old civic last night and got smoked, it musta been a rat rod.
by wickednuclei August 10, 2006
mugGet the rat rodmug.

gammon rod

"you put ur gammon rod in her last nite jon?"
"sur did - brilliant m8"
by Si-J September 8, 2006
mugGet the gammon rodmug.

buzz rod

n.1 The state of ones penis after one has indulged in little ones; an erection that occurs after the consumption of the controlled substance ecstasy, and which may prove difficult to unload.

n.2 A person who has consumed so many cheeky ones as to be rendered a total buzz rod. Characterised by a tense, erect posture, profuse sweating, and a look of despairing pleasure.
1. ‘I got a bunk-up after the club last night but I couldn’t shoot my load because my buzz rod was as numb as a concrete cunt’

2. 'Did you see the state of Marsh the other night? He was a total Buzz Rod'
by G-Dog April 6, 2005
mugGet the buzz rodmug.

Gibb Rod

A phrase used to describe the penis of a bee gee
Man, that bloke is a total Gibb Rod
by Lengther June 2, 2010
mugGet the Gibb Rodmug.

Ram-Rod

N-1. Ram-Rod Club in Mykonos, Greece
2. A person who has sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

V-1. have sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)
2. act like you have just had sexual intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

Adj-to liken someone or something to someone who has sex with an individual of the same sex (generally males)

Adv-to do something in a manner that would could be generally be described as something that someone who has intercourse with an individual of the same sex (generally males) would do.
N-1. Jack: Are yal trying to go to Ram-Rod tonight?
Alec: No, I dont think so, did you see that guy with a half shirt just walk in there?
Olivia: Yeah, what about that couple that just walked in there where one of their hands in each others' back pockets?

N-2. Eliza: Quit being such a Ram-Rod Alec. You have been acting like such a Ram-Rod ever since I took a picture of that naked fat man on Paradise Beach. Jealous ya Ram-Rod?

V-1. Olivia: Did you and Jack Ram-Rod each other last night Alec when you had to awkwardly sleep in the same bed together?

V-2. Dmitry: You guys ram-rodded around all day and didn't make it to the nude beach did you?

Adj-Alec: That masseuse was so Ram-Rod it didnt make me that mad that he apparently jiggled my girlfriends tush during her massage.

Adv-Eliza: Dmitry talked so ram-roddingly there is simply no way he wasn't ram-rod.
by Dmitry, the ram-rod one August 19, 2008
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