weather report

a slang term used when a competitor in texas holdem has the cards Ace, 8 containing the same suit in his/her hand.

Avi thought he had Danny beat, but Danny pulled out the Weather Report and took the pot.

by Boochie June 11, 2006

cockfax report

much like a carfax report, this one tells how usable a guy's cock is based on a combination of size, skill, and history

girl 1:That boy is cute! I wonder what his cockfax report looks like...

girl 2:Oh, you don't want that one. I heard it has been in a few too many "accidents!"

by square hole with a round peg March 30, 2010

news reporter

a man that is greatly capable of attracting women. (mostly asain). He is someone that other men are often jealous of and wish to be them. One of the best examples is an "Asian News Reporter".

DID YOU SEE AARON THE OTHER DAY!?! HE HAD AT LEAST TWELVE ASIAN GIRLS ON HIS BACK!!! HE'S AN ASIAN NEWS REPORTER!!!

by thenextbestthing198 December 17, 2008

minority report

A guy who does not know how to use his hands to please a woman sexually. He moves his hands from genitals to breasts and all over the place. This movement resembles Tom Cruise's character from the film Minority Report when he is using the computer that he controls with the special gloves.

"Hey Susan, how did your date with Sean go last night? "
"Dinner was fun, but when we went back to my place he was all minority report so I said I had a headache."

by dulces120 December 2, 2009

repo

A name for a friend or homie

That's my repo I always go this back

by D the sneak March 10, 2008

tps reports

T P S - Total piece of shit

by jdb August 22, 2003

reported

Being turned in for being a dummie while showing off your 1337 HaX0r) skillz playing games, especially WoW (World Of Warcraft).

Persehphone: Hey you just ninja'd my chest, now I must slap around your sister and blacklist you from my 1337 guild you n00b.

Agosa: I hate you and you are Reported you underwear sniffer.

by Derek Lewis May 22, 2005