religion 

the thing atheists hate. the thing that brings people together, the thing that sparked the creation of science, the thing that funded the masters of art and architecture. the thing that 95% of the world follows. the thing that will one day overcome the arrogance of atheism

wow all those arrogant atheists really have a hateboner for religion huh?

religion by mallowsal April 15, 2015

religion 

-The foundation for security.The sheilded life of which one can enjoy despite all failures or mishappenings of any kind in due to the fact that their supreme being has a purpose, a master plan, has brought life and therfore holds power to take it, and in that the promise that in all nothing is absolutely "bad". Its hope. Its freedom in a limitation. Its escape from blame. Its excuse for mentalities abilities/ exaltation.

My mother died, but in my religion there is a plan for everyone.
I cant imagine a world wihtout god, for my religion denies ability.

religion by Defamed_Enlightenment April 7, 2003

Religion 

the opposite of faggot

he's in a religion, he won't let us bum fuck him, he likes girls and not guys

Religion by truth November 27, 2002

religion 

a beleif based on the knowledge of a higher power who has created and put you on earth....

have u all seriously lost ur ways that u cant relize that 4 what it is.
a colt is not a religion its a grouping of sacrifice from what u believe lifes meaning to be.

how the fuck do u think u got here? a planet might be able to create simple things like trees and algie, but do u really think an intellagent species can grow from dirt? and evelution is a bunch of bullshit other then catapillers turning into butterflys....if we evolved from apes then why arnt apes extinct. why wuddent they all have evolved. religion is not a way of life, no more then a belief.

religion by all knowing truth January 15, 2006

Religion 

A way more complex way of saying "I'm scared that my existance is void of reason and I fear accepting death".
Fear of being responsible of once actions, blaming and entrusting all their life to an Idol/ Deity.

Person A: "I wonder what will happen when we die, man."
Person B: "Well, my Religion says that I will reincarnate/ be by Gods side"

Religion by 404eR November 5, 2020

religion 

stupidity

do you believe in god?
-yes (this person is most likely stupid)
religion(i need this word to upload the definition)

religion by RANDOM NAME 123 I CANT CHOOSE September 4, 2017

religion 

Human superstition organised into a scam that ultimately does less harm than good.

Most religions tell you that killing your fellow Human is a bad idea because a wizard said so.

religion by itoldyouimnotanalien January 4, 2018