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Chair riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit September 1, 2008
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road riding

The act of riding a road-designed bicycle on the road. Road riders differ from off-road cyclists in that they are terrified of not having an audience and are very image conscious. They generally see themselves as more sophisticated or more "european" that the general populace.
road riding is gay. see those road riders? they are gay. road riders spent mucho dollars to look gay.
by kenthenonroadrider September 8, 2006
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Little Red Riding Hood

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.
Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.
by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011
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riding the wave

when you're high on molly, weed, and alcohol and are on a wave of high-chill and happiness, and then get sad again but know youre gonna feel happy again and then you feel happy and then you ride the wave. Instead of saying do you ride the wave, you say im a wave rider.
"Are you a wave rider?"
"Yea im riding the wave right now"
by halfwaytobasic February 17, 2018
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bull riding

The act of finding the fattest woman to fuck: fuck her doggy-style and wrap your arms around her if you can; then whisper in her ear "you are the fattest bitch that I have ever fucked"; and hold on for the ride.
That fat bitch deserves a good bull riding.
by Mrchipper May 15, 2010
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Riding A Semi

To have a half erect penis.
Riding a semi is often used in public to tell someone without revealing it to everyone.
Dude, I'm riding a semi right now.

So at the party I was grinding on this chick, but I started to ride a semi and had to get out of there quick.
by Stoan February 28, 2009
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Riding the Metco

When a white girl has sex with a black kid from the inner city, who is a member of the Metco system.
Damn, Olivia be Riding the Metco all the time!
by Serena Russell June 5, 2013
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