Rachel

Most likely a girl. She probably likes sports, has no care in the world, hilarious, a rather perverted person, tall, athletic, intelligent, and very loyal. If she likes you she will stand side by side with you, if she doesn't consider planning your funeral now.

*entire room bursts into laughter*

Random student:"Why is everyone laughing?"
Another random student:"Because Rachel's here."
Random student:"ooooohhhh."

by 👑👑👑👑 December 11, 2016

Rachel

Rachel is a backstabbing hoe that is your friend one day and the next day you wanna fight her

Rachel is a psycho bitch that no one likes

by Princessem May 20, 2018

Rachel

Rachel is a retarded lying bitch who had two abortions and most likely has she/her in her profile

that bitch Rachel is so fucking retarded

by thehomie42069 June 7, 2021

rachel

1. A rachel, noun. The opposite of a cougar; One who has sexual desires for, or intends to marry multiple older women, commonly due to eccentric personalities or expertise in cooking.

"You're not a cougar, they're cougars. You're a rachel."

"I fear she's become somewhat of a rachel, wanting to marry those women for their cooking."

"Stop hitting on my mom, you're becoming a rachel."

by arrjuno44 August 20, 2011

Rachel

Crazy girl that won't leave a guy alone even after she breaks their heart. After their lies and completely destroying the guy emotionally they continue to drag them down with false patronization, telling them they're great guys, and guilty friendship, to "make them feel better."

Look, there's Rachel. I heard she dumped John because he wasn't good enough and now she won't leave the poor kid alone and he's all depressed and emotional.

by johnnyhorsecock236 June 12, 2011

rachel

look like albino harambe and is a fat bully who screams she has no freinds when she is talking to people at lunch.Also calls people gay when she is a lesbian

eww rachel

by isaacat aka 21 coughdrop March 20, 2017

Rachel

Rachel is sassy and weird. Her hair is always messed up. She likes to have imaginary friends because she is so lonely. If you ask her for a cheeto, she will most likely say no. If she gives you one, don't eat it because she has licked it with her poison saliva.

Rachel can I have a cheeto? NO

by Mimislays March 29, 2017