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easter pumpkin

Eas•ter Pump•kin ee-ster puhmp-kin or, commonly, puhng-kin
1. an episode when you cannot figure out or remember what you are doing or where you are supposed to be. Commonly associated with doing to many things at one time and not able to accomplishing anything. Mothers with young children are commonly associated with this issue.

- Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

2. after a full night out on the town you often wake up the next morning with regret or time laps in the evening. Unable to recall how you got home, where all your clothes are,why you have excessive bruising...and in extreme cases who the hell is in bed with you.

-When trying to recall an evening of excessive fun you describe it to your friends as being "messed up like an Easter Pumpkin."

3. confused or disoriented...or fucked up
Im a confused as an Easter Pumpkin

or

Last night I got Fucked up like an Easter Pumpkin
by hammeredatbookclub November 21, 2013
mugGet the easter pumpkinmug.

pumpkin wand

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.
by Willis Puffington December 19, 2006
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pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.
I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...
by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013
mugGet the pumpkin muffinmug.

Blumpkin Pumpkin

A term of endearment for those who are willing or enjoy giving blumpkins.
by Godd'm March 5, 2019
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pumpkin greed

(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.
When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.

OR

Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.

OR

Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!
by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009
mugGet the pumpkin greedmug.

pumpkin bandit

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.
The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.
by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010
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pumpkin sex

when a guy carves a hole into a pumpkin, then he puts his penis in and out of the hole until he jizzes.
Jack had pumpkin sex last night and the jizz was over-flowing.
by MissssssUnderStooood October 24, 2009
mugGet the pumpkin sexmug.

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