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Pseudo-cidal

Pseudo-cidal is a word referencing the over use of the word "suicidal" for individuals who claim they are suicidal when there is no clinical evidence of suicidal thoughts/history/severe depression or when individuals will claim they are suicidal to gain an psychiatric inpatient admission for housing/food, and/or use the statement that they are suicidal when they are drunk/high and retract their suicidality once sober.
1. Dude, I have a court date today and I'm going to go to the hospital for the "pseudo-cidal".

2. This patient displays no evidence of suicidal thoughts or plans and appears to be intoxicated upon eval and expressing "pseudo-cidal" presentation.
by kdawg newhallville October 20, 2011
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Pseudo-based

When A secretly cringe person tries to say based things to appear based for internet clout, when really they are cringe.
"Aye yo remember how Michel likes to talk mad shit about simps and Onlyfans?:

"yeah"

"Well I just caught him subbing to his ex on her onlyfans!"

"Bruh He is Pseudo-based."
by iamgoingtoprisonlol June 7, 2022
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pseudo chance

whine whine whine
i whinge about everything
omg stop spawn raping
we lost. gg n00bs
by Bob March 14, 2004
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pseudo-chilling

When you are half way between being productive and chilling, so you end up tired of working without actually getting anything done.
Guy 1: “Man I’m tired I’ve been at my desk all day”
Guy 2: “What did you get done?”
Guy 1: “Nothing, I’ve just been pseudo-chilling”
by baseballbilly738394 January 2, 2022
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Pseudo-Punctual

Being Pseudo-Punctual, or participating in Pseudo-Punctuality ( similar to Pseudo-Productive/Pseudo-Productivity) is the act of arriving to a location. or completing a task on time, at the expensive of skipping other important priorities.

E.G. You arrive to work on time, but did so at the expense of skipping your morning routine; Not brushing your teeth, showering, styling your hair, or eating breakfast. This would be defined as Pseudo-Punctual since you did not wake up on time to complete your morning routine before arriving to work.
"You're so punctual! How do you always get to work on time?"

"Don't be fooled, it's just pseudo-punctuality. I only had coffee for breakfast this morning!"
by NizariahP January 25, 2025
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Pseudo-shut in

A person who mostly stays at home due to physical or mental health issues, disabilities other factors. Though the unlike the usual shut in, they sometimes leaves the house infrequently. Usually for various reasons, eg. an appointment with a doctor.
Inky is a pseudo-shut in, due to their physical illness and disability they usually stay at home. Once in a long while, they would leave the house for various appointments with their doctors.
by InkyMelany June 16, 2025
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Pseudo-Intellectual

People who pretend to be experts in a field they know nothing about, AKA a Redditor.
by Sheep29 August 25, 2023
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