Professional drunk

A professional drunk is someone who can act like a drunk purposely and controbly really well when sober and obviously when drunk

(Sluty walk, slurs, that fucked up voice, and that attitude)

Dude can u r such a professional drunk!

by Cock jiggling thunder cunt August 14, 2019

The Professional

A highly un-inteligent person who has a brain of mush

U have a brain of the Professional

by H dawgy August 27, 2019

Professional Nobody

Something narcissists will often call themselves when they try to pander to their audience.

"Hi I'm Catelyn and I'm a professional nobody! Follow me on instagram"

Person 1: "You make me sick. Have some humility"

by bscaller September 23, 2019

Professional Ghosting

1. (noun)- A situation when customer service, job recruiters, sales people and any organization whose job is to provide a professional and timely response, do not reply to their customer's communication and do so continuously without any justifiable reason. Generally, the customer or second party has much at stake in continuing the conversation.

2. (verb) : The act of consciously avoiding professional communication with anther party in situation where fear, laziness, disregard, contempt, or other negative reasons create a non-response. Subsequently, time and money was lost by either party.

Also: (noun) "Professional Ghoster"

Job Recruiter 1 - "Hey, what's up with the Professional Ghosting on all those job seekers?"
Job Recruiter 2 - "Eh, don't worry. They are the ones that need the jobs. They'll call back - he he he."

by PenguinMeat September 27, 2019

professionally pissed

When you are at work and have to keep your job so you bottle up the anger and hold onto it till you can safely release it.

Timothy peed all over the office floor, I'm so professionally pissed off it's not even funny.

by SassyBabe3290 May 2, 2017

SAT Professional

A place that all Asian boys go, lose their hopes and dreams and realize that's where they will stay for the next four years with pain and agony.

Hey, I'm going to SAT Professional during summer!

by MichaelZZZ June 17, 2017

Professional Gamer

Kevin Nam

- Do you know any professional gamers?

- Yes! Yes I do, his name is Kevin Nam he lives down the hall.
-Oh, that is interesting, what can you tell me about him?
-Asian...
-Oh!!! That explains everything :)

by BodaciousSpaciousEugene July 15, 2016