On-Point Positive

Very, very sure/positive

I am on-point positive that I hate everyone at my school.

by xXMightyMouseXx February 10, 2017

GoKart Position

When in doggy position, the giver grabs onto their hair and places both feet in front of their knees... and pretends to ride a go kart, probably not the smoothest road, or slow

one hand can hold their hair, other can grab their arm or fish hook them as to engage the shifter

GoKart Position aka Derby style position Racing

So what are you doing for your honeymoon?

We plan on GoKarting...

Wanna race?

Only if it means were taking our wives GoKarting
Have you seen gas prices, of course thats what i meant, you really think i meant race racing?

( couples GoKart together)

Nascar, would be the orgy version of GoKarting

Rally car racing is the group version

Demolition derby when things get out of control in a variety of ways... Good, Bad, and ugly , usually good with FF action

AKA Derby Racing your wife except simulating horse racing

by SoapySardines aka Dorian June 13, 2018

Position/Inquisition?

A phrase asked when cut off in mid conversation by someone who doesnt have the patience to hear your explanation. If they choose "Inquisition", they choose an explanation. If they choose "Position", they choose blunt response on what you feel.

Friend 1: Dude, U think I should holla at shorty in the 5inch stets, with the pocahontas down her back?

Friend 2: Well.... Umm... She got a $500 handbag on and I saw her get out that Bentley, and....

Friend 1: Damn Dawg! Shld I step to her or not?

Friend 2: Position/Inquisition? You want the long version or short version?

Friend 1: What's ur position?

Friend 2: Hell No! Period!

Friend 1: Why not? I got game... What's the Inquisition?

Friend 2: Nigga, U 5'3", 180lbs and you came here on ur bicycle! Hell, I paid your way in here and the bartender dont take food stamp cards! Nigga, you broke and that chic is out your league! Is you stupid!?!

Friend 1: Ohhhh! No was fine... Thank You...

by Liqr1 August 22, 2010

fecal position

what the squatty potty is all about

boyfriend: whats the matter sweetheart, you seem tense and bound up over something
girlfriend: oh, I am! I am just so constipated.... and I just want to get it out
boyfriend: no problem - get set in the fecal position and be patient. think good thoughts, you'll be ok

by muffmirkin May 23, 2019

gay positioning

Originally an act of the gays, but other folks from the LGBT+ community can participate in this as well;
Gay positioning is the act of not sitting "properly" by the str8/straight people's standards, usually the gays are the ones who sit in very unconventional, and surprisingly comfy, position and it has become their trademark

Teacher: Feet flat on the floor, let's sit like normal humans this year.
Flan: *looks over*
Alex: *is balancing in some sort of spider-man pose on the chair aka gay positioning*
Flan: I-
Flan: Ah right, gay.

by confuqed July 15, 2020

blizzard position

It's where the girl sticks her head in the freezer and the guy does her from behind.

I tried to do her in the blizzard position but she was still too cold from the hypothermia she incurred from donkey skiing.

by Dave wansted December 10, 2016

HIT positive

A confirmed diagnosis of an individual that is strung out from prolonged drug use without eating or sleeping. Symptoms include, manic behaviors, unrealistic speculations, paranoia of being followed by federal agents, sickly physical appearance due to lack of nutrients, forgetfulness, pilfering through peoples belongings, carpet surfing, excessive and uncontrollable body movements, dilated pupils, etc.

That dude is HIT positive.

by Lavid Lguyen January 12, 2018