leaving the porch light on

When a swinger couple, or an otherwise cheating spouse puts out a subtle hint that their significant other isn't home and they are available to cheat.

Often used to let another cheating spouse know the coast is clear to sneak in a house and start bumping uglies for a quickie

Karen wanted to let Dan know she was ready for some dirty cheating sex so started leaving the porch light on when her husband was gone for work

by Rick2024 June 11, 2023

Screed my porch

Something/someone that really annoys you.

Barack Obama is really starting screed my porch with his healthcare overhall.

by naelreh September 26, 2010

Second Floor Porch

The sexual act where a male protagonist is engaging in sexual congress “doggystyle” and pulls out long enough for the female (or male) recipient to defecate on the phalis.

We were having a great time, with him giving it to me from behind, so I gave him a second floor porch.

by Bill Brewster February 13, 2019

porch-meetin'

when the computer nerds in a house and their cat all yell IFIAR!!! (see IFIAR) and decide it is nice enough for all to go stand on the porch and drink slurpies'

IFIAR!!!!!! yelled the computer nerd. well all need a porch meeting. everyone get thier slurpie!!

by hellfish(the yellow dart)87gt April 10, 2003

off the porch late

When someone is always getting a joke late or last person to realize that something is going on or has just happened.

When you tell a joke to a group of people and even though the person was sitting right there with you, they ask "wait what's so funny, tell me". You should say, man you are always off the porch late!

by broadstreetbully April 9, 2011

porch monkey hooker

A hooker, ho, or whore who once you get her into the room asks you if she could just watch you do yourself. Usually characterized by her falling asleep during the middle of it. You often feel ripped off after she leaves.

Porch monkey refers to being lazy and the hooker can be of any color.

"How was your birthday present we sent you last night Bill?"
"Terrible you bought me a Porch Monkey Hooker"
"Shit I'm sorry man"

by Haskill August 16, 2008

Hosing off the back porch

tucking your penis back, goat style, then peeing behind you

He was really hosing off the back porch with his dick

by Huser February 3, 2007