poaching

To try and seduce the partner of a friend or colleague in an awkward embarrassing sex pest style

Asking a girl if she has a tissue because you want to cum on her breasts

by dave finnon September 4, 2003

Loaf Pinching

Verb: To shit

"HE'S GONNA BLOW!!!"

"He really needs to go loaf pinching"

by Tylerscott May 14, 2009

Porching

Porching - Verb - to porch. - to party hard. While simultaneously chilling, hard. Can be done on any porch/deck setting, however is most typically found being practiced on the porch of 79 Henry Street. Generally begins during the afternoon and can be known to last for hours. Many beers are generally consumed, with the company of loud music.

It was a nice day outside so Jordan and I decided to go porching.

by adormi April 8, 2010

Pouching

get shannons larger left tit and place your penis underneath and let it sit there

Dude paul is such a gnarly mad cunt, apparently he was pouching shannon last night when she was sleeping, when she woke up her lefty was bigger.

by Howmuchisthefish March 8, 2017

punching the tomato

banging out a scrunt when she is on her period, the cock acts as a fist repeatedly pounding the bloody vagina, hence the term "punching the tomato"

I only bang whores who are over twelve now because I can't get enough of punching the tomato. Deeee-licious!

by Mike Shula February 6, 2008

Poaching

The act of Trolling while breaking the rules of trolling. For example if there is a large hole in the front of the trollers pants, or if he/she is strait up naked sayin "hey whats up, i saw you checkin me out... yeah you. yeeaaaah"

"I was out trolling with Cokk Ramzy when i turned and noticed he wasnt wearing any pants. I immediately exclaimed "DUDE UR POACHING!!"

by Sinny January 21, 2006

Poaching

To run a yellow light, knowing full well that it will turn red before you're completely through the intersection

"Can we make it?"
"Hell NO!"
"Fuck it" (speeds up)
"Damn Boi you just poached that son of bitch"
"shit son I love poaching"

by king qweef August 5, 2007