plum

When Somebody is Being a Fucking idiot.

:john drops an egg on the new carpet floor and it cracks:
"John you fucking plum why did you drop the egg on the new carpet"

by Searfle October 22, 2017

Mr. Jasper (Plum)

Mr. Jasper is a teacher in plum borough senior highschool and a brilliant scientist. He lives on his factory in Croatia and is proficient in Bio-Science. He created a clone of Uncle Grandpa using a shard of his hair from his battle with Broly. This resulted in the creation of Aunt Grandma. He also used the blood of Broly to create the awesome Bio Broly.

Mr. Jasper (Plum) created Bio Broly?!

by Can Opener 86 October 1, 2021

the old baked plum

Bum.

From Cockney rhyming slang. Usually used to describe where a gay man 'gets it'

"Have you heard Murphy likes it up the old baked plum"

by Fruitybutt May 3, 2017

Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl January 26, 2016

King plum

A man bout 6’0 with a heart of gold and a severe addiction to cocaine.

Hahaha king plum = blue fish

by Doggo526 June 27, 2022

Plum spinel

PLUM OUR IDOL MY BESTI PLUM IS THE BEST OML

Hey have your heard of plum spinel?
Oh yeah! Hes the best! 100%
I agree

by Waffsilly March 15, 2021

Plum Toucher

Where a male touches another mans Balls threw a set of tight jeans, making it appear as plums. Then fondling them until he ejaculates inside his pants and/or on the Touchers face.

Oh man, you are definatly the best plum toucher after that.

by The Plum Toucher January 1, 2012