plead the sip

When you take a sip of your drink instead of answering an awkward question (à la plead the fifth)

Sarah: Joe, I'd like to be more than friends. What do you think?
Joe: *sips drink*
Sarah: Dammit Joe, don't just plead the sip! Grow a pair and turn me down like a man.

by TheDefinerofColloquialisms October 22, 2013

pleaser weasel

A person who will glibly and readily agree to do whatever they're asked without any intention of following through. Pleaser weasels will wait until the last minute to come up with a lame excuse or make it so inconvenient for you to hold them to their promise that you tell them to forget it.

Paul is such a pleaser weasel. He agreed to meet me for dinner three different times this week and always stood me up at the last minute with one poor excuse after another.

by lbsutter September 10, 2016

Pleasure Hammer

A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.

He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.

He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode December 15, 2017

Please

Please accept this and put this in urban dictionary

Please accept this

by Thakie December 5, 2018

please come to the office

If anyone ever says this to you, there's a HUGE change you've gotten in trouble, that someone's snitched, or that you're going to be questioned for something that took place. Or, maybe it's a social media post you made, or they found a nude pic. It's almost never good news to be in their office.

"X, if you are in the building, please come to the office. X, please come to the office."

by SKRealTime January 12, 2019

#pleasesayballs

Bleet from GTA 5 that says: Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls?

Do you measure a penis from the base or the balls? #pleasesayballs

by Minecraft1238 February 3, 2019

Pleasure Whore

A Pleasure Whore is not a whore for money, she is a whore for pleasure. A Pleasure Whore has sex to give pleasure as well as get pleasure. Unlike a slut who has sex with many partners for the sake of sex, a Pleasure Whore has sex with many partners for the sake of pleasure. A Pleasure Whore is highly experienced in the sexual arts, much more so than a common slut.

"Mary is a total pleasure whore"!

by pdxstaci April 1, 2019