Epoxy puthy

When your beautiful puthy gets hard.

Cassie: Hey Sammie, I have an Epoxy Puthy.

Sammie: Did you simp too hard on your anime crush again?

Cassie: It’s hard to not simp for him! He’s literally a hottie and could rail me anytime. 😻
Sammie: You and your nasty simping Epoxy puthy 🧍 ♀️

by justagirlwhosimps January 31, 2021

pithole

Pithole as the name suggests they are unavoidable bumps in the road of life, usually the nastiest, ugliest least attractive woman you will even encounter. When driving down the road of life you try to avoid pitholes whenever possible, but its inevitable that every once in a while you will hit a pithole.

When walking in the mall, your friend sees a horribly ugly woman, he says "watch out for that pithole" to get your attention. Due to his quick thinking, you both avoid this troll.

by Morgan O January 29, 2004

Pity titties

Titties shown out of pity

Even though she hated him, she showed Chris her pity titties.

by -dirtysox- January 10, 2009

Smitty What a Pity

When you make $95 million deals but can't seal the deal on any girls.

You just failed to hook up with another girl, Smitty What a Pity

by Go Mets December 6, 2006

Pity Picture Gone Wrong

This phenomenon happens when a pretty girl takes a picture with an ugly girl. Often times the picture is taken as a nice gesture. The next day the pretty girl goes online and finds the picture as the ugly girls profile picture. This effect will make new users who look at the ugly girls profile to think that she is the pretty one. To further this point, the ugly girl may choose to use this picture on a dating site. The passerby will look at the picture and assume that the ugly girl is the pretty girl. Therefore, it is a way of tricking people into thinking that you are pretty without lying.

Example 1:

Tonya: Hey i got a message from a guy on my dating site.
Cait: Wow your so lucky.

Tonya: He wants to see me in the dress i was wearing in the picture
Cait: oh la la
Tonya: Crap, i used the Pity Picture Gone Wrong

Example 2:
Beverly: Hey im checking out everyone's prom pictures online
Hannah: tell me if you find any of me
Beverly: I found one, your with Fat Faced Fiona. AND She is using it as her profile pictures!!
Hannah: no way, now everyone is going to think she is the pretty one in the picture. I hate when a pity picture goes wrong

by RealityHits August 12, 2012

pither

Vaginal lips/flange flaps/piss flaps

I wouldn't mind her pithers round my nose

by Bingosaurus October 4, 2006

pith

v. To gently blow air into someone's asshole

Please pith me.

by pleasepithme May 21, 2017