Phonebook

A device used to discipline a person who commits a party foul. The guilty offender is slapped in the face with a phonebook.

"John accidentally knocked over a cup playing beer pong, so we phonebooked his ass."

by Mizzikeee April 6, 2008

Phone Bombing

(v) When you, along with a few of your best bros, get together and decide to multilaterally mass text spam the fuck out of someone's phone to the point where their phone can no longer take it and just freezes. Sometimes done out of hate, but more often than not simply out of sheer enjoyment.

Matt: Hey Daniel, let's phone bomb Alec while he is at Rugby practice!
Daniel: Great idea! Let's hit him with the good old "T-I-T-T-I-E-S-!-!-!-( . Y . )".

-Upon returning from Rugby.
Alec: My inbox is full. Fuck you guys.
-Upon waking up the next day.
Alec: I woke up to another 27 text messages. That phone bombing sucked. You guys are dicks.

by TreeceDaBeast November 11, 2010

phone number

A 10 digit number which allows you to contact a certain individual. Normally, girls are hesitant to give their phone numbers to guys. EPECIALLY, if it is a guy that they find unattractive, annoying, and or a jerk.

Hey baby, I lost my number, can I have yours? <- EXAMPLE OF WHAT NOT TO DO TO GET A PHONE NUMBER FROM A GIRL.

by anix December 24, 2005

cell phone

A wireless mobile telephone. Works virtually the same as a standard land-line home phone, except it runs off of a batery and is wireless and receives signal from the numerous cell phone towers. Apart from a standard phone, these phones often include text messaging, ability to take pictures, browse the internet etc... very usefull and sometimes necessary (depending on your personal situation), especially if your on some nowheresville road and your car breaks down. PLEASE TURN OFF OR SET ON VIBRATE IN PLACES SUCH AS MOVIES/FUNERALS ETC... do not drive and talk unless you can actually do it competently, most people cant. some can.

Refer to definition.

by Troy June 19, 2005

phone geek

A annoying person who is always sending text messages and ringing people and then going through each ring tone seperatley.

Do u like this ring tone?
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP
You phone geek (smash)

by The Daddy March 13, 2003

Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

Making a phone call

The act of performing cunnilingus on a hermaphrodite as well as giving it a hand job at the same time. The position of your head and hand will be in direct correlation as if you were talking on a telephone.

" I'm not sure if Chris is a man or a woman."

" Dude it's both. I should know, I was making a phone call on it last night."

by rjwNU1 June 4, 2009