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Get the Phaggot mug.Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.
Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!
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Get the paragon status mug.When you piss into a popsicle-shaped mold and leave it in the freezer for 24 hours, take it and feed it to your significant other, or share it.
Sam: Im tired of normal sex, what's something more kinky and gross we can do?
Emily: We could share a Paraguayan popsicle?
Sam: Hell yeah!
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Sam: Hell yeah!
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