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Highway Patrol

A hearty breakfast of eggs, scrambled with ground beef and other ingredients.
I'm about to have a job interview so I want Highway Patrol.
by silverseal September 18, 2011
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Ski Patrol

Ski patrol is when one guy sits in the middle of 2 other guys and jerks them off. Similar to skiing.
Kyle sat between julian and nick and ski patrolled em.
by 911insidetrabajo November 17, 2018
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PAW Patrol

The show that aired on Nickelodeon that is BAD and breaks the laws of physics and gravity.
My brother likes PAW Patrol, but I don't.
by Diminished Buzzer October 2, 2021
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pstool

(Pronounced: pee-ess-tool) noun

A childish, derogatory term used by anti-fans of the Playstation 3 gaming console or the Nintendo corporation to describe admirers or even just users of the PS3 or PSP. This term is used despite the fact that name-calling has never improved a single industry and any rational person would admit that each of the current-gen consoles have their own positive and negative aspects.
Sally: "I finally picked up a copy of Patapon 3 for my PSP! "

Bobby: "You're just a stupid pstool fangirl! The PSP has shitty graphics compared to the 3DS. Just buy a 3DS, pick up a copy of Pokemon Black, and then you can be a hardcore, uber, bad-ass, gamer like me!"

Sally: "If you want me to be a nintendrone like you why don't you buy a Wii for me you cheap bastard! At least buy me the new Xbox 360 Slim!"

Bobby: "Then you would be a Xbot! I would buy you a new PC but being a couch jockey is the last thing you need since your ass got so fat."

Sally: "Maybe I wouldn't be so fat if you would let me get a new Wii Fit for my birthday. But no, we had to drive for two days to go to E3 this year to see the new Halo Anniversary game. I never should have married a stupid fanboy like you!"
by CheWi June 16, 2011
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Pathological flirt

Pathological flirt means you flirt or talk to a lot of woman/men at once claiming you're looking for the right one and fill their heads with the thought of them being the right one for you when really you crave the attention you get from these woman.
My friend Patrick is a pathological flirt. He flirts with all these girls right infront of me. It is such a laugh
by JessicaLynnGorzinski July 8, 2011
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fag patrol

A group of gays on mopeds that think they're so awesome.
OMG! Look, it's the Fag patrol run!
by PetePimp July 26, 2006
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cock block patrol

A derogative term for the police. Because they are against most sex.
You be on the look out for the cock block patrol while I hire a prostitute.
by Deep blue 2012 October 5, 2009
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