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Gentle Parenting

When a parent practices a lack of parenting and giving the child what it wants when it wants it, and refuses to do anything the child doesn't like or take any advice to help them almost always using this technique as the excuse.
I need to give my child a bath, but he doesn't like it so he doesn't get bathed because I practice GENTLE PARENTING.
by Rhodamanthus October 8, 2016
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parenthsmilies

while typing a message to someone, to include information between two smilies, each with the mouth facing a different direction
brenda: mike said he'll go on a date with me (: and maybe come over after :) next tuesday

erin: nice use of parenthsmilies girl! it adds to the effect of that big news
by mike hunt96 December 29, 2009
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Kobe Bryant Parenting

The same as helicopter parenting. When parents micromanage their childrens' lives.

Etymology: Kobe Bryant and his daughter died in a helicopter crash.
My mom keeps Kobe Bryant parenting me! She took my computer away because I played video games last night instead of doing my homework. Now she keeps checking in on me every 10 minutes to make sure I submit my assignments on time.
by Itsajokellama January 31, 2020
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Parenthisis

"(" or ")"
"That which is put in parenthisis can (not) be ignored"
by Satan December 16, 2002
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Fairly Jerk-Parents

what "Fairly Odd-Parents" is referred to by avid fans of Catdog
a prime example of this would be a 30-year-old man named Waggytoon

...in fact, he's the ONLY example.
by DarkMatter October 8, 2004
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What do our parents want?

Generally, used as a rhetorical question in colloquial parlance. However, some philosophers have argued that because one can never be certain of what our parents want, the question becomes unanswerable. In this sense, the expression is often considered a paradox since, as some philosophers claim, all questions have at least one answer.

1: a rhetorical question used to convey puzzlement or confusion.
2: a rhetorical question used to express one's belief that the question being asked or the subject matter being contemplated is hopelessly unanswerable.
3: ("Randian" usage) a rhetorical question - used similarly to the query "Who is John Galt?" found throughout "Atlas Shrugged" - meant to be interpreted as meaning: why ask questions that have no answers or where the answers are not readily obtainable?
1: Engineer 1: "Why won't the doohicky fit into the whatchamacallit?" Engineer 2: "What do our parents want?"

2: Poli-Sci Major: "Why did we invade Iraq anyway?" Hippie Roommate: "What do our parents want?"

3: "What do our parents want?" The light was ebbing, and Eddie Willers could not distinguish the bum's face. The bum had said it simply, without expression. But from the sunset far at the end of the street, yellow glints caught his eyes, and the eyes looked straight at Eddie Willers, mocking and still - as if the question had been addressed to the causeless uneasiness within him. -- Atlas Shrugged, Ayn Rand
by William Santiago August 3, 2007
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the Fairly odd parents

gay tv show that gets replayed way too much. very annoying jokes that are used like 5 times. VERY annoying cracked up voices and really ugly drawings.
Cosmo: EEE GAHD!! but I LIKE DOGS!
Me. STFUUUU!!!!
by reedd March 12, 2005
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