panic fap

The act of overreacting so much to a minor situation that you have to masturbate to alleviate stress.

Man, I discovered I needed new shoes and got so flustered I needed to panic fap it out

by Iamapie42 November 13, 2021

Panic-er

Being panic but also some what not

I just a slow panic-er

by Yooshi March 2, 2022

Panic-er

Being panic but some what not

I just a slow panic-er 😩

by Yooshi March 2, 2022

Panic Prince

An extremely anxious and/or clumsy boy, used as a nickname usually. Trust me, it’s an adorable pet name.

Male 1: Gah! Please don’t hurt me, I’m sorry..
Male 2: You’re such a Panic Prince.

by blackbird23 May 5, 2022

Panic Porridge

When your pullout game is weak and you have to duck down and suck out the baby gravy before you get her preggo.

I had to eat panic porridge for breakfast this morning because the morning quickie was a little too quick!

by Wilskins May 6, 2022

panic pussy

When you’re so desperate for some pussy, you panic and call everyone you wanna fuck, until you get laid.

“My friend wanted to have sex because he was desperate, he was calling me for some panic pussy”

by Strawberrrries February 7, 2023

Panic! At The Disco

Seriously?! Am I the only one who thinks this band sucks donkey balls? If y'all wanna listen to real punk, listen to Ramones, Sex Pistols, and Green Day. Not some wannabe faggy punk rockers who make pop music.

Panic! At The Disco is the worst band in existence. They're so bad that even a horse's rectum would commit suicide if it listened to them.

by UltimateDoge March 8, 2023