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packer

A packer is a child who has no friends and usually struggles to speak to girls
Jesus Christ that Toby is such a packer
by R4m5ay March 19, 2017
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Packer

A person or people that have been conceived through incest
Ya I heard he was a packer his dad is actually his moms brother!
by Shady Son April 29, 2020
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Packer

A packer is an item primarily used by transgender men to give off the appearance of a penis. This item is used to combat gender dysphoria whether the person wearing it is trans or not. Packers can be made out of anything that's comfortable and that works; Like a sock or anything resembling a dick.
John: Ah man

Tom: What

John: I forgot to put my packer in this morning

Tom: Dang
by comemaster3000 July 10, 2024
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Flat Packer

A person who carries a pack of cigarettes in their back pocket all day long. Resulting in a FlatPack.
Joe, I could smoke a cigarette if you weren't such a flat packer.
by Angie Says So June 8, 2015
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volcanic nazi ass packer

someone who someone constantly does something annoying, and ignorant. Knowing he/she is annoying but doesn't care and continues doing it regardless of the warnings he/she has gotten.
"Man, Ted was being a Volcanic Nazi Ass Packer in gym class today."
by The_DonTron October 22, 2013
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haggis packer

A term used to call someone gay, usually towards Scottish people.

This term is often used with the classic Scottish sarcasm. Therefore, this can be a friendly greeting as well as an insult. The same way Scottish people call each other “cunts” all the time as a friendly greeting.

Using this with the intent as a homophobic insult in Scotland could potentially be perceived as a hate crime under the Hate Crime & Public Order (Scotland) Act 2021.

However, using it as a sarcastic greeting among normal friends is just part of the classic Scottish banter.
Friendly Greeting (In Sarcastic Scottish Accent):
“How’s it going ya filthy haggis packer?”

Insult (Homophobic Tendencies):
“Fuck off ya filthy haggis packer!”
“Suck me aff ya disgusting haggis-packing bastard!”
by PP04 January 18, 2023
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wacker packer

My sister is the biggest wacker packer I have ever met.
by MC² August 29, 2020
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