Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn

1) Trimming the gray hair out of your pubic hair.

2) Landscaping your pubic region, focusing on off colored hair.
"What are you doing tonight?"

"Probably gonna be Mowing My Grandfather's Lawn, it's getting pretty thick."
by FDPatton July 13, 2012
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Used to describe or exagerate a point.
"I'm tellin you, if he didnt have a girl already he'd be on you like a mexican on a lawn mower!"
by Billfat July 25, 2006
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Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC)

The sexual position in which the guy straddles the girl and sits on her stomach NAKED. From there the guy reaches behind and fingers the girl and the girl gives the guy a hand job and he nuts on her tits.
Did you hear about Jessie and that kid doing the tummy lawn chair?

Dude it's the sweetest sex position ever i sat on her stomach NAKED.
That's the Tummy Lawn Chair (TLC).
by Jimmy Snoop November 15, 2007
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kentucky style lawn mower

It's when your fucking a girl from behind and on the last stride you hit it hard and at the same time cut her arms out from under her giving her face carpet burn.
I hope you shaved bc here comes the kentucky style lawn mower.
by Breast feed January 23, 2018
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Mowing my lawn

Its wat u say to ur freinds wen u want to stay home and do watever, especially video games, mainly madden 08. people usually do this wen they first get a new game or something.
"Guys i cant hang out today, im gonna be mowing my lawn, and then after that, i have to buy some.... shorts" says kevin

"O, ok kevin" says me
by Emcee Carthy August 16, 2007
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Get off my lawn

The way a grumpy old man greets small children playing soccer while he's sitting in a rocking chair.
Children: Sir? Can we have our ball back?
Grumpy old man: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11ONEONE!!1!!!!1
by Honkbalpet December 10, 2010
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whatever mows your lawn

dya wanna go to the cinema or bowling
whatever mows your lawn
by Lel July 07, 2005
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