Cape Coral

An up and coming town where 80% of people are retired part-time residents (snowbirds). Everyone is friendly, unless you are a liberal. Even then, the residents are friendly, but they'll definitely tell you that you are wrong.

If you have money, there are endless things to do and places to go. 400+ Miles of canal systems means that if you've got a boat, this place should be right up your alley. If you don't have money, you'll probably get bored pretty quick here. Sucks to be broke, get better at life.

Incel: Cape Coral is boring, there's nothing to do here
Chad: Nah you're just a loser

by imnotarobot February 21, 2021

Starchy Cape

A towel or blanket that is designated as a cum rag that Serves a dual purpose of cleaning the vagina of a guest after sex.

Instead of giving her a new towel to clean herself with, I gave her my starchy cape.

by Huski_Won_Kenobi January 30, 2023

Cape Cor

Probably one of the most boring and active places in Florida
Known for scene kids and crack
FULL OF OLD PEOPLE YOU HAVE NO IDEA. Snowbirds(tons)
People who go WAAAAAAAY to slow
If you live ther good luck
Probably best know for our local Sunsplash

Person 1: Have you been to Cape Coral
Person 2: Nah
Person 1: Probably a good thing

by Heyqt5590 February 25, 2021

Cape

The cooler and better way to say something is cap (false statement)

Adolf Hitler: Killing Jews is great!
Jews: Stop the cape don’t gas us pleases
Adolf Hitler: Nuh uh

by DeporterofAfricans August 25, 2023

Red Caped

Someone who is looking for sexual desire.

She looked at the man, red caped.

by VHSHomeEnt August 30, 2023

cape cod male

A cape cod male is a new England red neck trump supporter. They're all anti sexism, homophobic and pretend Christians. They beleive in god but havent been to church since they left their mothers basement. They all own guns and like to hunt, even though they arent good at it. They are loud and usually have extremely bad grammar. Most are alcoholics and smokers that drive a pick up truck with confederate flags tied to it.

"I went down to Cape cod and all I could see were cape cod males!"
"I'm so sorry. Racist little shits!"

by Lunapatunia October 29, 2017

Elijah cape baker

Its the name of a person who produces cream

Thats an elijah cape baker

by Eli gyattt November 27, 2023