sale paralysis

The act of becoming incapable to make a decision or act upon sales due to feeling overwhelmed

I got so many promotional emails on Black Friday and had sale paralysis so I bought nothing.

by Smohr7 November 28, 2021

Skrapin Sale

Canadian 2009,

The selling of any items and or "Stuff" you cant find a use for, Also , all things you dont know what function they serve.
May also include all things ...smelly, broken,delapitated, worn out, banged up, etc...
One may find such "Sales" taking place in and around large cities and towns or villages all across the land organized by people who are in extreme need of financial help and /or very needy of cash!

WOW!!.. did you see that fake Kangaroo pouch that Riley picked up at Pete's ~Skrapin Sale~...?

by Corvus Corax June 22, 2009

Yard sale

v. The process of turning $10,000 into $500. It usually takes years to complete.

"I made $300 selling stuff than I paid over $4000 for over the years. That was a good yard sale."

by ichyban October 8, 2014

Sales & Marketing Director

The Sales & Marketing Director is an individual that spends an exorbitant amount of time contemplating marketing & selling. Whilst not actually understanding the product. But manages to actively sell himself with pretty line charts, inventing facts and interfering with things he neither understands nor is within his remit. Trying to make himself look good by making others look bad.

“The new Sales guy has started! We have been told he is our last, best hope! He is the Sales & Marketing Director”. Only to hear in reply “oh this guy with the pretty line charts & post it notes? He can’t sell for toffee, let alone count… spends all his time interfering in what doesn’t concern him, is about a disappointing as Luke Skywalker in “Star Wars: The Last Jedi” and I have heard their is another…”

by Glimmer December 10, 2023

Saled

(v) when a guy acts on romantic feelings or like he’s dating a girl but then says he’s confused about his feelings

“I don’t know what’s happening. He kissed me, but then he said he’s confused about how he feels about me. I think I am being saled!”

by cabin 8! July 27, 2021

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by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025

Mardi Gras Clearance Sale

Strolling through the streets of New Orleans following a hurricane with the sole intent of collecting plastic bead necklaces from past Mardi Gras festivals that have been knocked from the trees by the storm

"Hey, would y'all do me a favor and help repair all this damage to my roof and windows?"
"No, sorry. I was kinda planning on a Mardi Gras Clearance Sale before all the good bead necklaces get taken or thrown away"

by Captain Useless August 31, 2012