SIMP

Experiment 239
Codename: Josh
S.ucka I.dolizing M.ediocre P.ussy

A young man who has given his life to women, as all pussy is mediocre.
Will not be moving into the gamer house, as a result of his premarital sex and rampant alcoholism.

Not. Cool. Dude.

Me: "Hey mom! Call Josh a simp!"
Josh: "Nonono, please no!"
Mom: "Josh, you're a simp."
Gang: "Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahaha"

by GummoG June 17, 2019

Simp

It is a lot more complicated than a guy liking a girl despite what annoying ass internet kids tell you. In reality it’s when a guy donates to a girl online because he thinks she’s hot. Stop misusing this word or I’m nocap gonna lose my shit

Oh that guy has a crush on a girl? THAT DOESENT MEAN HE’S A FUCKIN SIMP

by Qippyy January 9, 2021

Simp

Amayah Harris is a simp

She simps to hard

by Your girl 2 February 13, 2021

simp

any persons named "John"

What's the name of that simp over there?
Oh him, that's John.

by jdogisasimp November 10, 2020

Simp

A person who is in extreme obsession with another person (commonly a celebrity).

Simp: I run nine fan accounts for (insert subject)! Not only that, I also have watched every full live-stream twice, lipsync their dialogue, and buy anything they offer.
Other person: You're a simp...

by Ann-is-a-simp October 26, 2020

Simp

Someone who leaves the boys to talk to a girl

Aww guys my internet isn’t working I’ll play with you guys tomorrow because I’m a simp

by Akua666 August 18, 2020

Simp

A guy name nick, who is persistently trying to get the girls to talk to him, like him and send him “nudes”

Nick is such a simp, he tried to build a Minecraft house for Katie

by Avs chat March 9, 2020