Voice Spam

Obscene number of calls made to one person by one person or organization. Similar to email spam.

AT&T has been voice spamming me all week - calling me twelve times to get me to switch my telephone provider.

by Michael Christenson August 21, 2007

spam emails

a crappy email/emails sent from scammers and companies that want humans extinct that usually is stored in the receiver's spam folder.

She was scared that she will be flooded with spam emails when she became famous, but its not a big deal................

by LPG_Gas October 12, 2017

SPAM SLATS

The same as piss flaps

I shagged a fit girl last night. She had exquisite spam slats

by bazils September 9, 2009

spam cannon

A group of people working together to spam the selected target.

someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.

by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 29, 2009

spam eater

A person from Hawaii who likes spam, or a insult to use after being called a haole.
Can also be use to defind someone in the “aloha sprit”.

Spam eater: go back to the main land you fuckn haole
You: fuck off you fuckn spam eater

by brianjordan97 February 15, 2019

eye spam

The opposite of eye candy. Visually unpleasing. Fugly.

Jennifer: Wow, Matt is so cute, talk about eye candy, he is a sexy beast.
Dick and John: What are we eye spam?

by Donna S March 27, 2008

Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022