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Noob

1.)A person that you meet in any chat room and spams gay and ridiculous comments for no apparent reason other than the fact that he can swear and his parents won't yell at him.
2.)The person that does such a stupid thing that ruins the game for you or your team.
3.)Someone who is constantly writing in acronyms cause they have no life and have nothing better to do than try to elevate them selves above other people
4.) Somebody that won't leave you alone even though you did absolutely nothing to trigger them talking to you liek that annoying zit that grows on your back.
1.)I screw your mom evry mornign you loosers! LOL
2.)You stuck your self with a plasma you ass don't run towards us!
3.)OMG i pwn u all LOL!
Go to hell noob!
LOLSTFUOMGROTFLMAO u all sck nubs WTHYJA muhaha ROTFL
Oh my god shut up /ignore
4.) Whatcha doin?
Leave me alone or i'll report you!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
/ignore
Whatcha doin?
would you please leave me alone and dont make another character to annoy me some more
LOLOL STFU you nub pay me biach!!
/quit
I win again bwahahaha!
by /Ignore July 1, 2007
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Noob

What nerds call other nerds who aren't as good at being a nerd as they are.
Gamer 1: Check out these bitchin Greaves of the Whale!

Gamer 2: of the Whale sux u noob!
by ether rogue February 27, 2009
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Noob

What gay people call others when they wish to feel better about themselves. Although, often the case is that the person doing the "calling out" of said noobs, is in fact, a sad excuse for a human being himself.
gay guy 1 "man switow is such a noob"

gay guy 2 "yeah I know! I feel better about my inexperienced game play already!"
by jmoney42 April 24, 2009
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Noob

A name given to a person who is very bad at what he is doing. Often mistaken as the same as newbie or newb, but a noob is someone who is as bad as if they were a newbie. Commonly used in video games, such as World of Warcraft, Counter-Strike, Halo, etc.
There are many variations of the name in, for example in leetspeak n00b, and nab, nub, plus many more.
Cole: Man, I was playing Counter-Strike for 8 hours last night! My best score was 15-134!
Andrew: sigh... noob...
by Kreistein February 19, 2009
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Noob

As stated at other sources, a noob is simply someone who is bad at something (usually at gaming). This word is used while of describing or/and harassing another person. It has become a term that has become outrageously popular over the last decade of gaming, but sadly there is only a microscopic fraction of the people who use the term knows the true definition.
The word Noob comes from Warcraft 3, when people started playing online, also known as Battle.net. Instead of just calling new players bad or vise versa, the nerds of the internet decided to call this group of people for a certaint name. A noob. It stands for New Online On Battlenet N.O.O.B
Omfg, stop being a such fucking noob.
Noob start doing some dps, my level 24 rogue can out damage you
You're using Akimbo dual wield ? what a noob

How did you die?! Fucking noob
Wtf are you doing you dense noob
Pwned noob.
Oh you can't complete the game on hard ? Noob...
by Some random wise dude October 20, 2014
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Noob

Noob: a beginner, ignorant git, bastard, idiot. Although once used as an insult, nowadays it is commonly thrown out in chat for no apparent reason.
Noobs are no to collect in 'tribes'; and unorganized group of noobs who chat, horse around, and generally cause minor chaos. Often use 'Noobish Language' which consists if numbers in the place of letters, improper grammar, and vulgar slang. Often noobs accuse fellow noobs of being noobs, which start 'Noob Scuffles' in which the noobs argue over who is better at no scoping, who is noobier and who has more 'skillz'. You'll find large concentration of them in Hack Forums, Minecraftcraf, Halo, and other shooting games.
Often referred to as n00bs, newbies, newbs, and stupid.
*EXAMPLE OF NOOB SPEAK:
Noob: h3y doods wuzup im so g00d at sh00tin watch m3 k1ll th1s lozer
(Hey dudes, what's up? I am so good at shooting; watch me kill this loser.
Person One: I just killed a dude using my knife! He didn't even fight back!
Person Two: Ha, noob!
by ConfettiYeti February 16, 2015
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Noob

A person who is new at something, or a person who annoys you and you just want to say noob.
STOP YOU NOOB!
I'm a noob at this.
by ANIMEFUCKINGLOVER November 30, 2015
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