Newton corner

A old rundown house that guy’s from the newton middle and high school smoke and jerk off in

Camdon: hay you going to Newton corner after school

Jamal: fuck ya I just got the good weed

by Coochie master 98 September 8, 2022

Newton’s Cradle

A modified spit roast. One guy’s dick in the girl’s mouth, the other guy’s dick in her pussy/ass. When one guy thrusts in, the other pulls out, and vice versa, so it looks like a Newton’s Cradle.

“Man, Sally’s such a slut.”
“Yeah, she let Tom and I give her a Newton’s Cradle last night.”

by AncientPig June 9, 2021

Newton

he’s just a nigga innit

fuck you newton

by Medosh November 11, 2025

Cam Newton

The worst quarterback in NFL history. Not only does he overthrow every single receiver, he also started the dab trend, the most obnoxious celebration to ever be created. In order to make him feel better about himself, the NFL awarded him with league MVP in 2015 for completing over 50% of his passes for the first time in his career. He has a group of gay followers who like to make excuses for why he is so bad, often citing his recent injury history as a reason for his poor performances. In 2019 he got his starting job taken from him by local Walmart employee and undrafted quarterback Kyle Allen.

Question 1. Who is the worst quarterback to ever step foot on a football field?
Answer: Cameron Gaylord Newton aka Cam Newton

by The Real Marian Webster November 14, 2019

Fig Newton

Replaces the word fuck.

What the fig newton is going on around here?

by Panini press March 26, 2020

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018