newton's bidet

when you are taking a shit and the splash caused by the turd cleans your anus.

newton's bidet is when your shit has splashed toilet water on your ass. oh man, newton's bidet came in clutch with the clean up.

by Seth mithch's friend February 22, 2018

Kyol Newton

Kyol Newton

Why is he such a charmer? He's not. He's Kyol Newton.

by XBenderX July 27, 2011

Brett newton

Bus Driver who cannot run to on-time schedule who is always rude and never on time

Brett newton is a rude Bus Driver

Newcastle transport he works for

by He06$111929 December 30, 2024

The Newton School

A school that is mean for middle schoolers but instead treats them like pre-schoolers. You also gain mental disorders there.

Did you really go to The Newton School

by trumpwoochie November 7, 2021

poppy newton

a girl that you do not want to meet normally a bitch

oh god she was a poppy newton

by zaccccck adddis October 27, 2011

Cam Newton

Carolina should have been more patient with Cam Newton even when the going got tough. There's no good reason he wouldn't have still been somebody the team could depend on, whether he was starting or not.

When people have enough money, they feel like their bank account proves they can overlook guys like Cam Newton. He's not the only talented quarterback in the league, but there's only a few per generation.

by The Original Agahnim September 15, 2021

Newton Beaters

Breasts that would cause Sir Issac Newton to reconsider his theory of gravity. The kind of tits that inexplicably seem to defy gravity.

Would you look at the Newton beaters on that, Giles. Quite remarkable.

by dogegg June 23, 2016