basketball

When someone shoves a ball up the other teams ass. and then skull fucks their dog and cat.

" wow i just got basketballed."

"why is my dog getting basketballed."
"im gonna go basketball the asian @Nemec"

by Datguysteve April 8, 2022

Basketball

A term used when you want to jam or masturbate or when your horny

Michael: Hey emma i’m going to go play basketball

Emma: Lets 1v1 in basketball and see who lasts longer

by mikey699924 June 4, 2022

Basketball

as defined by Eddie Munson from stranger things, it is "A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS"

Eddie Munson: unless youre in baaaand or... scIeNce.... partiesssssss... or A GAME where you throw bALLS inTo LAUNDRY BASKETS! (referring to basketball)
Jason Carver: You want something, freak?

(Stranger Thing Volume 4 Part 1. The Hellfire Club)

by mouu August 24, 2022

Basketball Handles

when a mf tries to basically break your leg by simply putting the ball under his leg

Me: Bro this guy thinks hes good he does not have Basketball Handles. Let me teach him a lesson *puts ball under leg back and forth*
Person: *somehow falls to the ground*
Crowd:*yooo he just got his ankles broke*

by Addi is a Baddie45 December 8, 2022

Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar

I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball

by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023

Casketball

Carter Casketball

Ahhh Shut It Casketball!!!

by AHHH SHUT IT ALFRED May 12, 2023

Basketball

Basketball

Basketball

by CATSARELIFE1231231231231231231 July 18, 2023