Coffin Nails

Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:

1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;

2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.

How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.

by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020

coke nails

when you grow out your pinky nails to use them to pick up coke and snort it.

Look at that guys dirty coke nails.

by pamanda August 25, 2013

happy nail

The nail on each hand that is painted in a different color than the rest of your nails.

I have pink nail polish on all of my nails, except I have pink glitter nail polish on my ring finger nails so those are my happy nails.

by @price5233 April 24, 2020

breaking nails

When a female masturbates too vigorously/frequently and her finger nails break

Sally's boyfriend was away for the weekend so she spent a lot of time breaking nails

by Starfkers November 10, 2015

hairy nail

an anonymous word that starts conversations

*silence*
HAIRY NAIL

by TJ June 11, 2003

< nail me >

it means you do finger nails for a living.

on a car licence plates it sayes < nail me >, it is a way of advertise a busness .

by r. cane July 3, 2007

Rusty Nail

A series of gay pornography starring Rusty Nail and his 3 sons, his wife tapes them! His films so far consist of "The Rusty Nail," Jackson's Lesson, Web learns to play football, Web gets the ball hiked, Travis' Report Card. This is marketed by the Pierce Bros.

The new Rusty Nail video will come out this weekend. So, there I was, walking down the street barefooted, and I stepped on a big RUSTY NAIL!

by Holmes December 5, 2002