myspace

A website used for two reasons.

#1. For kids/teenagers with low self esteem to gain 10,000 friends they've never met and to boost their ego. They often flaunt how many friends they have, take pictures in which the captions demand others to spam, and in some cases start a lot of un-needed and completely ridiculous internet drama. Many of the pathetic children who have become "popular" on this website are not only too young to have an account, but they claim that "haters make them more famous" and they will jump through hoops just to get attention.
Most of them are addicted, have over 1,000 friends they never talk to, post pointless bulletins, belong to whore trains/perfection trains, and think that they are a model because of how extremely flawless they look (due to heavy photoshop) and their friends take pictures of them in the backyard.

#2. For bands to become well known. Many musicians have myspace accounts in order to spreas the word of their music. Once they reach a certain level of the popularity, though, they will often be hacked and harrassed by people with no lives. Some fans of the band even pretend to know the band by adding the band members personal accounts and posting frequent comments on their page saying things like "OMG I can't wait to see you again! When you commin' to town?" or "lAsT NiGhT wAs lyK sO fUnNnn!!!!!!"

Myspace was once meant to be a place for meeting new people, for mature adults to meet potential partners and such. Now the only matchmaking occuring is between two "scene/emo" kids who've never met eachother and are only 12.
"OMGGGG CMNTS CMNTS CMNTS!!!!"

"I'll lyk totally love you forever if you comment my pictures to a billion!"

"FREEZE THIS HO'S MYSPACE ACCOUNT SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T THINK I WAS PRETTY I KNO I'M PRETTY I AM I AM I AM TELL ME I AM."

"Dude, Kiki Kannibal added me to her friends list on Myspace!"
"Who's that?"
"She invented stripes!!!"
"Didn't zebras do that?"

"i TOTALLY know mattgood!!!!!!!!!! we talk on myspace soooo much!"
by Pukecakes May 03, 2007
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Myspace

A place where rebels go to meet more rebels.
Whoa, I like your piercings. Now what's your stand on the system?
by Matt I April 25, 2005
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myspace

a website that takes over your life...its awesome!
"omg did you comment back?"
"of course"

"hey myspace!"
"...oh hey"
by l*nuck April 22, 2005
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MySpace

Number 1 source for pointless information on people you've never even spoken to. Often new users will announce random details in their life that no one really cares about.
A: Guess what! Danny got Direct TV!
B: Really, how do you know?
A: MySpace man!
by ABman March 31, 2009
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myspace

a website now used for hooking up

and dating.

you looked better on myspace,but no one cares so lets just fuck.
"joe"did you see sally on toms top 8,on myspace"

"bob""aha i saw sally n00d if thats what you mean?"

"joe" hell yes d00d then ima add that shit asap SHE WANTS IT!.

"BOB"-__-i thought i was special.
"bob" oh well NEW FRIEND REQUEST!
by rtd2 August 22, 2009
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Myspace

something that no one uses any more
Tim: "Hey, Mike, u should add me on myspace".
Mike: "what the fuck is this 'myspace'"?
by Bang Bang Maxwell Hammer January 24, 2011
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MySpace

A place for hundreds and thousands of scene, indie, wannabe kids who just love taking their photo from a height. A place where you add whoever just because you're having a competition with people to see who can get the most friends when really, you only know about 50 friends out of your 12,488. A place where girls can quite easily get away with being a slut in their photos. A place where when you log on and have new photo comments your life is just made. MySpace is a place where you post pointless bulletins with stupid messages inside. Usually something along of the lines of "pc4pc" - For those who don't know what that is, it is basically "oh please comment my new photo and I'll return your photo too!"
MySpace is a place where you put a caption under your photo like "look so ugly on here!!!" just so you get 10,000 comments saying how stunning you are (not in real life though, but hey! Who cares, you don't know them anyway!)

Fun place is MySpace.
I love MySpace so much, I'm a 15 year old girl who takes dead mint photos and edits them to shit so you think I'm hot! PC4PC!?
by Toriii984 April 14, 2011
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