Metrosexual

A new term in the English lexicon being used to describe attractive, well dressed, and sucessful men who are sought after by the opposite sex. This word came into use mainly by Beta Males because calling these men outright fags or homosexuals became overly used and exposed their jealousy and catiness that traditionally was ascribed to feminine behavior.

Tom Cruise, Jeff Gordan, Fabio, Leonardo Dicaprio, Metrosexual

by Hopey Changey November 28, 2009

metrosexual

Matt singer

Matt singer dresses like a gay guy and carries a comb with him like a gay guy but he isn't gay but is metrosexual

by exal1024 December 16, 2010

Metrosexualize

To make a male appear to be gay without having to make fellatio. Often requiring the male to broaden his fashion sense beyond Under Armour polos, basketball shorts, and sandals.

We need to metrosexualize you so that women and men want to bone you. No homo.

by P_MaC May 17, 2014

Metbrosexual

Men who dress in a "Metrosexual fashion" but you are 100% sure they are indeed straight.

"Hey Monica, I finally found you a Metbrosexual on Long Island."

by ThisUglyMug September 14, 2017

Metrosexual

A guy practicing metropolitan sexuality typical in large cities, where the chance of having sex is 180% on Friday night, and 220% on Saturday due to loads of available women showing an interest in love. A metrosexual considers love-making would be too much of a favour, and regards being served an oral act as standard. An atheist by nature.

The metrosexual guy with unnaturally white teeth refused to pay for her coffee.

by A2BisnotA2C April 12, 2019

metrosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to trains and subways. They are often described “off the rails” and can be “trained” to perform all manner of deviant sexual acts with engines and machinery.

Upon seeing his girlfriend copulating with the subway in New York City, Robert concluded that his girlfriend was metrosexual, and started a movement to add the letter “M” to the LGBTQ movement.

by jeckste September 7, 2019

Metrosexual

Metrosexual is an effeminate straight guy.

George: Why does Dave stand by the mirror for over an hour combing his hair?

Jessie: Probably for the same reason he can't grow chest hair like real men do.

Burt: Hey I'm offended. Dave is my friend. He is not gay.

Lisa: But he is a Metrosexual.

Jay: Fact.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019