by Jeffery funks May 9, 2022
Get the the biggest muppet evermug. 
by Coomby December 10, 2022
Get the Muppetmug. The sincerest form of flattery for a fuckboy, e.g a cuter way of referring to a total tool as a fuckboy.
Lydia: dude , is such a muppet.
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
Maria: why happened?
Lydia: well apparently Muppet's ex girlfriend complained to him that I added her without knowing her so now muppet is whining about it.
Maria: it is FB, you can add anyone you want! I thought you said this guy was mad chill and that you wanted to be friends with him.
Lydia': not anymore. A real friend would hear my side and understand what free will means. Instead muppet chose to listen to who he once called "his crazy ex" over me. Game over, muppet
by girlswho'sgothegoods May 30, 2016
Get the Muppetmug. A sexual practice that involves inserting your fist into the partner's anal cavity and thereby influencing the control they have over moving their dick.
"I tried Muppetting with my girlfriend last night, it was funny seeing how I could make her dick move around."
by Darquos Leblack October 10, 2021
Get the Muppettingmug. A person who is absolutely clueless about everything. They are ignorant as fuck and are generally idiotic pricks
Speaker1: Your mum is fat.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
Speaker2: Shut up you muppet you aren't funny you didn't make anyone laugh other than yourself.
by Chvrjis November 28, 2021
Get the Muppetmug. by yeahnahgoodbutt December 9, 2021
Get the Muppetmug.