A partner so devoted that they will receive your urine mid-gaming session and then crawl to the bathroom with hips raised to avoid spillage, finally depositing it into the toilet while you finish your boss fight. The term comes from drug mules—only this mule’s cargo is warmer, wetter, and marginally more ridiculous.
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When a female is menstrating on Valentines day it is called an Amish Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Also referred to as ‘Blood Punch’.
Not to be confused with a Moscow Mule.
Person 1: “ It will be a day of raw dogging and an Amish Mule.”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
Person 2: “Should I start juicing now?”
Person 1: “No you don’t want to start until the day of Valentine’s Day or you risk not being ripe enough”
“Hey babe I hope youre okay with an Amish Mule this year.”
“YES!! I love blood punch!”
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