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twat muffin

1. Used as an insult.
2. A vagina with an abnormally shaped clitoris similar to a pastry.
3. Comes in many different flavors including blueberry and chocolate chip.
1. Tammy, you're the biggest twat muffin I know.
2. I rolled my tongue around what appeared to be her clit, which was oddly similar to a muffin that I ate for breakfast.
by TRut and D Piddy February 21, 2005
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Muffin Toe

When you pull up your pants to cover your muffin top and accidently give yourself a camel toe.
by the evil one 76 May 8, 2009
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koala muffin

A fusion of a koala bear and a muffin (preferably blueberry) which results in a distinctly cute and tasty 'koalamuffin'

Usually seen after consuming one too many additives and/or E numbers
Person 1: Whoa, look at that unbearably cute walking muffin with fluffy ears

Person 2: No dude, that's a koala muffin, and blueberry flavored by the look of it
by RosieMuffin April 30, 2009
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sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!
My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!
by Jack Bozdog January 1, 2007
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Soggy Muffin

A competitive game played with a group of men in the form of masturbating. The objective of the game is to orgasm on a muffin. Last person to, is forced to eat the muffin as a losers trophy.
I can win at soggy muffin against all you guys.
by judg3 May 5, 2004
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Muffin Rocker

Muffin Rocker is,basically,someone who likes to fuck fat people,because they like the feeling of their rolls.
Guy-"Dude Your such a muffin rocker"
Guy 2-"I can't help it;I like how it feels"
by TaylorrPaigee August 16, 2009
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Gnome-muffin

A term ppl in online games like world of Warcraft use to describe a created female character of the gnome race that's sexy!
Hey did you see jewels created char? She created quite the gnome-muffin character!
by Hom2436 January 25, 2018
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