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mtv 2

A channel made because MTV (1) does not show enough videos but shows nothing but bullshit shows such as real world, boiling points, diary, true life and other stupid shows. It aint as bad as MTV (1) but it isn't as good as vh1 is honestly, atleast vh1 shows more videos and has interesting shows.
John: Hey man wanna watch MTV?
Ron: Yea sure...
John: OH SHIT ITS BOILING POINTS
Ron: EVACUATE THE APARTMENT IN AN ORDERLY FASHION NOW
by Oz January 17, 2005
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MTV Movie Awards

A horrible display where shitty pop culture is awarded to non-deserving artists and actors, who actually cannot act and cannot sing, whatsoever. Also targeted for young, screaming fan girls between the age of 11-19 who love Twilight and are obsessed with odd sparkling vampires.
Person 1: OMG! At the MTV Movie Awards Robert Pattinson won a KAJILLIONZ awards!

Person 2: OMG! YES! And, Miley Cyrus won!

Person 1 and 2: *screaming like fan girls* WE LOVE EDWARD!
by Superwaffle June 1, 2009
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MTV lesbian

A woman usually a teenager whom decides she is a lesbian purely because she feels it will make her life more fulfilling or make her more popular. It can be also be a desperate cry for attention or to formulate some sort of an identity for a woman whom feels she needs to change to be more acceptable to her peers. Also a great way to piss of or hurt their parents.
Can also be used to climb fame latter in Hollywood(see example below).
by mike sloan February 6, 2008
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MTV Music Awards

I'd rather watch paint dry than watch the MTV Music Awards.
by Jason Morgan October 28, 2003
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MTV Music Awards

All it is is one big riggfest sponsored be the RIAA. See VMA or MTV VMA.
The MTV Music Awards suck dogshit.
by middle finger September 17, 2003
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mtv roadies

idiotically stupid show run by mtv india managed by an self aclaimed superhuman raghu who thinks all of those who r not mtv roadies are loosers.

It has a very huge fan base 'cause it includes insulting people for no reason , most abusive words ever broadcasted on tv history and some insane bitches who thinks that saying bahenchod and matherchod would make them cool.

show's manager raghu is an asshole who thinks himself as mr. perfect.

in mtv roadies u have to do tasks which includes slapping girls making politics,
stupid show showing indian way of thinking thats mtv roadies
by ak23234 July 19, 2009
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mtv cribs

MTV Cribs is a show where:

- they replay EVERYTHING in super slow motion, eg, a guy jumping on his bed, opening his car door, picking his ass, etc.

- your "buddies" are "passed out" in a "random" room from the "party" last night

- you constantly hear, "lets take a look in the fridge, i dont know whats in here though.." sure you dont.

- most rappers claim to have "mad whips" when in fact, they are all rented.

- you dont belong on cribs if you dont have something related to Scarface.

- the people always say, "everybody always does this on cribs, but im not going to do it." by them saying that, they are automatically doing whatever it is they say everybody else always does.. catch my drift?

- at the end of our visit, the host always says something wicked corny like "youve seen my house, youve seen my cars, NOW GET THE HELL OUT." And they insist on pushing the camera lense or charging at the camera man.

There are a million other things, but im spent. Dont get me started on Cribs: Whips, Rides n Dubs edition..
you can always count on death, taxes, and mtv cribs where a rapper says, "yall seen my crib, yall seen my whips, now get the hell on outta here."
by Colts, Superbowl Champions December 12, 2008
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