Moral

Oral sex that occurs first thing in the morning.

I cannot believe she surprised me with some moral this morning.

by Hornodi October 18, 2020

Morality problem

What CNN currently has

Apparently it was discovered that CNN has a propensity to hire men who have a history of sexual morality or misogyny violations. It doesn't matter if it's Jeffrey Toobin, Chris Cuomo or John Griffin, it certainly is a morality problem imho.

by Sexydimma January 2, 2022

Morality Mangled

To get beaten horribly for something that is done that a large majority of the community views as completely and utterly immoral and disgusting

Man those nasty bitches who did cup chicks should be morality mangled.

by Tha Whisper King January 29, 2008

Moral Authority

Elon musk has no moral authority and is mentally retarded.

Hym "MORAL AUTHORITY!? AHAHAHA! Well, if the highest moral authority on the planet is a mental retard we are in big trouble folks! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT IS EVEN THE BASIS OF HIS MORAL AUTHORITY? 'Um... Uh.. You see, my cripple HIPAA paperwork says I'm not a retard so um... Actually, it says I'm an extra special guy? So, actually, not a retard. I may have a mental retardation... And I may have bought my way into all of my positions... But-' EEEEEHHHHH! WRONG! YOU ARE A RETARD ELON! YOU RUN A SPACESHIP COMPANY AND THINK THE SUN IS MADE OF FIRE! RETARD! THAT'S WHAT A RETARD IS! DEFINITIONALLY RETARD. NO MORAL AUTHORITY FOR RETARDS!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

4 Morale

When you're in a tight situation and have almost no way out.
A reference to the ROBLOX game Decaying Winter, where teammates dying debuffs you.

EX1:
PLAYER1: "4 morale"
PLAYER2: "already"
PLAYER1: "stop dying mf"
EX2:
"4 morale help me"
"go hit zero" BG: hitting zero autokills in decaying winter

by spade1345 July 3, 2024

meta-morality

The idea that the transformation of morality into categories of feeling (personal categories) is moral in itself.

Kant argued that turning personal opinions into moral categories is meta-morality.

by sandraxine September 6, 2020

moral

A gay little message designed to control people and tell them to stop having fun.

The moral of the story is that slow and steady wins the race. Try saying that to Usain Bolt and see where that gets you.

by Ronald Glumpp August 4, 2025