Baseball Awareness Month

september celebrates awareness for all the monster dingers us baseball players hit. so go out and smack one over the fence will ya.

this month is baseball awareness month!

by andrew’s famous definitions :) September 15, 2019

Suck tits month

It’s that time where u get a girl and suck some breast

Excuse me miss guess what month it is suck tits month

by Mr no-one knows October 9, 2019

eat ass month

All of November men and women way ass till they die

Happy eat ass month

by Ass eater and beater October 16, 2019

National Kissing Month

The month of November is one of the best months because you get a free pass to kiss any boy or girl you want

Me: Bro guess what it’s national kissing month
Friend: Really I got to go find me some girls

by Ballerboy 537 November 1, 2019

KICK SAM MONTH

IN THE MONTH OF NOVEMBER, YOU CAN KICK SOMEONE NAMED SAM!!!

Joe: Its november!
Sam: SHIT ITS KICK SAM MONTH!!

by gayhehehehe November 3, 2019

Month-Old-Boogers

Ya know, those crazy crusty thingamajiggers up inside your nose that formulate after about, say, a month when you just can't get the jiff to get in the shower and bathe your inner nose!

Much like the times when you cannot get to the pool and bathe your inner soul!! 😝

Now those are really truly some authentic month-old-boogers!!! You be nasty!

by Camilla Love S.W.A.K. January 20, 2021

Worst Month Ever

The same as worst day ever, but it's in usage when the entire month so far, sucks because of every small mistake you did on the day before.

I got fired two days ago, because I did a prank on April fools day. When i applied to a new job the next day, I didn't get it because I couldn't sleep the day before. Today I got banned on my favorite website for a false claim, of something that happened yesterday. Worst Month Ever so far.

by I'm funny I swear April 4, 2021