Captain Miss

A man who misses a girls lips on their fist kiss.

Guy 1: "Dude I Missed our first kiss."
Guy 2: "HaHa i now dub thee Captain Miss!"

by SirSprinkleToes April 6, 2014

ole missing

It is when you beat a team you shouldn't and then lose to several teams that you shouldn't.

For example, in 2014, Ole Miss beat 3rd ranked Alabama and 14th ranked Texas A&M only to lose to 24th ranked LSU and unranked Arkansas. Then in 2015, Ole Miss beat 2nd ranked Alabama then lost to 25th ranked Florida, and unranked Arkansas again.

Ole Miss is ole missing for the second year in a row. How do you beat a top 3 Alabama team then lose to an unranked Arkansas two years in a row?

by keg3 January 17, 2016

Dick Miss

When you are pounding your partner and are about to put it in, you miss the hole and and your erected penis goes into their ass cheek causing brutal pain

Nick: Paul how was your anniversary? Paul:Terrible, I had the worst dick miss

by MunchieMuch August 10, 2017

missing milkhook

Zach

I’ve got a missing milkhook because Zach ran my route.

by Pumdog January 22, 2019

Miss Dunn

If Jabba the Hutt were a woman on earth.

1. How did Joe die?
2. He got sat on :( rip.
3. By who? A hippo?
4. No, Miss Dunn.

by chrispb April 22, 2019

Miss Amber

Aloo Baingan. Loves Tim the Chef. Teaches from the internet. Orders her food online. Allergic to nuts. Truck stuff. Dog smells loves to sniff my crotch.

Brian hit Miss Amber in the face with a snowball

by Ouagadougou April 29, 2019

Miss Cole

The BEST Psychology teacher EVER, she is kind, loving and truly cares about the majority of her students ;) (especially the Enric's in her class).

Thank you for a great year Miss Cole, you're the best!

by enricisandreasfavoritestudent May 27, 2019