Minge masher

Male genitals

I whipped out my minge masher in front of the Walmart employee.

by Amir suhdick January 15, 2022

Minge Botherer

Typically, an elderly gent, who has a penchant for chatting up much younger women, who are certainly out of his league. While he is full cognisant of this fact, he is forever hopeful they are not so observant.

Embarrassing for all concerned, with the exception of the Minge Botherer himself.

He is blissfully unaware, he's making himself look like, 'a proper tool.'

Look at that silly old fart, trying to chat up the pretty young lady. He's got zero chance of getting into her knickers - What a total minge botherer!

by The Botherer July 20, 2022

trout minge

Trout Minge:
A trout minge is a vagina that smells like a dead trout.

I shagged that ginger bird the other day. I had trout minge residue all over my face. Thats not gonna happen again, I had to walk through a car wash to stop cats chasing me.

by tommy 2 sugars March 1, 2017

crimson minge

When someone dyes their pubic hair red

That woman has a crimson minge

by hollyupa August 16, 2017

ming moment

when a guy called ming says some stupid shit and thinks he is right (nothing will change his mind)

'bro, he said squid game was good'
'ming moment'

by Octales October 3, 2021

Minge fringe

hairy vagina

Need to go for a Brazilian my minge fringe is getting long

by Bumtingy February 8, 2019

Minge muncher

Best defines a person who gets with multiple women\men and is pretty much a player

Ye that guy at the party was such a minge muncher

by Roger quale chaser June 16, 2017