by Random_Assortment_Of_Letters February 28, 2016
A term given to people who take small strides due to their short legs. They take more steps than people with longer legs to reach the same destination. Therefore, they believe they've walked far, but haven't.
Person with short legs: "I had to jog all the way from Main & 1st to Main & 3rd yesterday. Man, I was so fucking exhausted! I must have ran a mile.
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
Person with long legs: "1st to 3rd is only 2 blocks. You ran a midget mile".
by scaryguy309 February 11, 2016
A Miles Rendallson is when you go to finish and spaff on the back of your sisters head but instead a little bit of poo comes out
by Poon pulvirizer the 3rd February 11, 2018
When you use a bicycle to paint 8 miles of Astroglide onto a road and then slip-and-slide down it with an erect penis.
by DeathAndMaxes March 05, 2020
Matt: "How much farther is there? I'm dying here!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
Brad:"Oh, only one more Holdridge mile!"
~3 hours later~
Matt: "We still aren't there!!!"
by tankwithteeth October 03, 2020
she has a big ass booty. all the guys wanna fuck. her since of humor is slight sexual, but hilarious
by sexy bitch liz April 19, 2019
Most commonly known as "something no one wants to see". It is a pencil sharpener conveniently located in the rear of Miles. If you ever encounter Miles's Anus you may experience eye bleeding and other forms of torturous responses.
by Bill Murray July 20, 2016