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Micro-mortis

(my-crow-more-tiss (noun) -

When the food you nuked to save time has become stiff, tough and almost unpallatable. This is especially common with bread or meat.

Example - ''Little Timmy's pizza now has Micromortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had he paid attention to the timer on his microwave oven, then perhaps he would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy , dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...

Don't be like Timmy!

(Disclaimer - Timmy is not a real person)
Example - Your pizza now has Micro-mortis because it was exposed to the air around it for too long..had you paid attention to the timer on the microwave oven, then perhaps you would not have let it get so hot and as a result, left it sitting out on the kitchen counter to cool...turning what was once a soft, pillowy stuffed crust to a sad, hard, cracker-like shell with dried out remnants of crunchy, dried out cheese.

It was the last piece left...
by Allmadhere April 16, 2021
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micro butt baby

When you shove a micro-stretch Armstrong up your ass
Here, take the micro butt baby & have fun
by PeePeePooPoo1999 April 25, 2021
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micro stan

A very very very retarded group of people who stan the youtuber PoisonShocker aka Micro. Their brains are stuffed in with rocks which explains their lack of common sense.

2. Annoying assholes who rely on micro to deal with their dumb problems/arguments

E.g = "Did you just refuse to give me your godly??! I'm TELLING MICRO!
Bro this micro stan is driving me nuts.

Yeah, they are dumb as fuck
by monosu May 8, 2021
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Micro Crawl

Consuming up to two but not more than 4 adult beverages at between two to three different locations. More than that is an official Pub Crawl.
Let's go on a micro crawl before dinner tonight.
by Microcrawler August 15, 2024
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Micro lie

When someone blatantly lies so much in small doses they deny that the lies even existed or were ever told.
Lacy is such a fugazi chick. She micro lies every times she speaks, there's nothing more annoying than to watch a person believe she can be double fisted while eating in a Nathan's hot dog challenge with purple honey and juggling cottage cheese waffles on a pirate ship plank.
by D34T#3V4N August 18, 2024
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Micro Ward

Referring to a person with a very small penis or a penis that is small.
Wow did you see his micro ward it was so small!
by d1slave November 14, 2024
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micro dickism

When you play a cell phone game and spend tons of money on it to be good and bully people in that said game. But is a pussy in real life and suffer from small pee pee syndrome
Rok in last war struggle with micro dickism because they hate there real life micro penis.
by Keldawg5 December 28, 2024
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