micah bell

a real piece of shit

“You told her?!?! Why you gotta be such a micah bell?”

by kingofthekind December 25, 2018

mickey milkovich

a character off the tv show shameless that deserved to much more. he was written off wrongly and must be put back on the show with his love intrest ian gallagher

bring mickey milkovich back to shameless
mickey and ian belong together

by Gallavich123 June 7, 2018

MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.

I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!

by Welshwiz October 24, 2012

microgasm

An inferior sexual climax, usually very muted and of short duration, that leaves one generally unsatisfied or with a feeling of lack, the cause of which can vary, but some of the reasons can be: an unattractive partner, a particularly bad partner, lack of a partner, distraction/preoccupation with something else, severe intoxication, among others.

George: How was your date with Crystal last night? Did you score?

Jerry: Meh...yeah, but during the act, I began taking a good, long look at that weird mole on her neck - did you know there are 7 hairs growing out of that thing? - anyway, I kept staring at it in a repulsed trance - I couldn't tear my eyes away - and I only managed to pop off a microgasm.

George: Are you going to see her again?

Jerry: ...I don't think so.

by craigD October 14, 2006

Mickey Mouse Stream

A name given to Quackity's twitch streams by Georgenotfound, because Quackity did one mickey mouse impression.

George: Quackity end your Mickey Mouse Stream.
Quackity: WHAT IS A MICKEY MOUSE STREAM?

by PiedPupper April 14, 2021

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

michael conforto

Outfielder, and number 30 for the New York Mets. He is one fine lookin man and can swing a baseball bat like it's nobody's business. This man is art and is better than Aaron Judge of the New York Stankees.

Wow did you see Michael Conforto hit another homerun last night?

by wowthatsalowprice August 31, 2017