make mine a MESS!

comment to make after observing a relatively 'statuesque' human!

-indication you could "make sticky" really rapidly upon finding yourself in the 'right' circumstances with the person. (male OR female!) -also; good t-shirt slogan, or bumper sticker!

(you heard it HERE first!!)

jim observed the hard-bodied equestrian, stating: make mine a mess!

a body-builder at the gay bar had leon exclaiming, make mine a MESS!

judy mistook a gay olympian for 'straight', stating; make mine a mess!

by michael foolsley January 11, 2012

what kind of mess is this

When something unusual happens, and you're having a hard time understanding

Those guys were desperate for money, they robbed a church, what kind of mess is this!!!

by Edavis1997 December 17, 2018

Don't mess with texas

A phrase in which "big men" from Texas (see George W. Bush) will use in defense of their state.

Little do they know that it was a slogan coined in the 1960s by Ladybird Johnson in a highway beautificatoin campaign. So when you hear some macho cowboy say this, what they mean is "Please dont litter in my state."

I'll mess with Texas all I want! I just won't defenestrate my garbage.

by JakeStar April 22, 2005

don't mess with the gucci's

Yuppie greasers who walk like chicken arses and think they're tough shit in their Gucci tees. Their catch phrase.

"Don't mess with the Gucci's"

by FulhamGardensPS September 24, 2013

I don't mess with

A polite way of saying that you don't have, and don't want to have, anything to do with someone or something.

I don't mess with Matt Lauer or the Today Show ... and that's a very nice way for me to put it!

I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I don't mess with that woman.

by Philosophistry November 15, 2010

don't mess with texas

Something that a typical Texan will say...anyone "messing" with Texas is an impossibality because states are not allowed to have conflicts with other states let alone foreign countries...you dumbshits

"Don't mess with Texas!"
"go back to Grade school!"

by asdfsa October 07, 2006

Hot Mess

Anyone who has danced at the Connection in WV and probably should not have.

Robin was a hot mess last night at the connection

by Silver Alert February 24, 2009