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The Auto Mata

When one is taking a shit and it's so big you have to flush to avoid a backup...at this point the suction of the toilet pulls the rest of the monster out your ass so fast that you question your existence.
Jeremy experienced the auto mata and instantly sought Jesus.
by Rancorrage June 9, 2022
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The Italian Matador

The act of cutting one's penis very slightly so it bleeds but not too much, swinging it around so it's fully red, and then continuously beating it with a hammer so it's flat and resembles a Matador's flag.
My dad did the Italian Matador, I miss him.
by PickleGod762 August 13, 2024
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