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bothwel massage

when an old woman rides someone’s dick on the public bus and let’s the man cum inside her uterus. when they are done the act of reproducing he shoves her walking stick into her vagina and rubs her hearing aid onto her flit xx
i got a bothwel massage last night it was so itchy
by Dhdhdhdgshd July 30, 2025
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Indian Massage Therapy

The act of fingering your homies booty hole until they clench.
Yo I’m bouta give you the best Indian massage therapy tonight.
by dr giggle touch January 25, 2024
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couple's massage

When you're banging your girl doggy style and someone is licking your dick and her pussy at the same time.
Him:That couple's massage was great. Her tongue felt great on my shaft as it went in your pussy. Her: yes her tongue licking up my juice while your fucked me was hot.
by sgtinf February 8, 2020
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Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.
"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"
by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025
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Tennessee Pneumatic Massage

When you're lying cheek to cheek with the Mrs, and release some processed methane on her.
"I was a judge at the Volunteer Fire department chili cook off. Later that night I have the Mrs a loud Tennessee Pneumatic Massage"
by TeeRizzle February 11, 2023
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Greenfield Massage

(noun) The act of anal sex. Refers to the backward nature of Greenfield, Massachusetts
My wife got really drunk last night. She even agreed when I asked if I could give her a Greenfield Massage!
by EggFucker003 November 5, 2019
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second-hand massage

Refers to where you grasp someone else's hand and manually use it to soothingly rub/knead da flesh of da person desiring a massage. Usually employed when either (1) you're "sharing wif your buddy" when pleasuring your own hands wif a someone's warm delectable protoplasm, but said crony is too shy/reserved to start out touching da other person's bare skin himself, or (2) da person receiving da massage super-desires da comforting/arousing touch of da person to whom you're giving said "power-assist", but he is too sore/weary/sleepy to administer said tactile lovies under his own steam.
Giving someone a second-hand massage is an awesome way to make all three of you more comfy wif group-pleasuring and/or getting naked together, plus if da person you're "assisting" in this way is either da massaged person's "main squeeze" or someone playing "second fiddle" to you in da massaged individual's affections, it will likely help him to be adequately okay wif "sharing da sumptuousness" wif each other.
by QuacksO December 9, 2023
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