Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

dirty massage chair

Two vibrating bullets in her pussy and your dick in her ass.

Went home with a girl from the bar and she let me enjoy a dirty massage chair.

by 2fast2flaccid February 3, 2022

Roughrider Massage

When you get a back rub while you pinch a loaf.

One friend: “My back always hurts when I pinch a loaf.”

Other friend: “I’ll give you a Roughrider Massage.”

by Mr. Goonch6969 November 16, 2020

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

Massage Gun

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the per dog clean it up for them

"im going to massage gun myself"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Stinky Massage

When a massage gun is repeatedly shoved in the anus forcing them to shit all over the floor then watch the pet dog clean it up for them

"im going to give myself a stinky massage"

by PedroLima123Brazil June 23, 2025

Italian Massage

A massage involving Italian pizza ingredients, where the masseuse works tomato sauce, mozzarella cheese, and dough into a patron's muscular tissue.

"I give-a you a Italian Massage...you gonna poop, it's gonna be stinky, but it's gonna be good. Voila!"

by Avergae Jodecci July 29, 2025