An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 1, 2019
Get the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heistmug. A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
Get the Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapeemug. Dude I was fucking her butt the butt was way too creemee… so I broke out the Grade A Maple and glazed her ‘stache!! Now thats a Maple Sanchez.
by Shabba No Ranks February 21, 2025
Get the Maple Sanchezmug. by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013
Get the maple cyrusmug. Canadian: “sooory”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
American: “we don’t like your kind around here, your nothing but a no good, dirty maple donkey”
by Solinvictus August 27, 2025
Get the Maple Donkeymug. Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'
by PartyPony April 26, 2016
Get the maple baconmug. Maple Hill High School is a school that's centered in the town, as residents call it, Castletucky (Aka Castleton). Students here flourish with the help of teachers and extra curricular activities. It'd be the best high school out there if only all the students in it didn't want to commit suicide. The amount of drug dealers keep everyone on their toes with the classic slutty middle schoolers and weird couples fucking behind the bleachers during pep rallys. There's plenty to do here as tea and drama erupts from all corners leaving no one safe. But hey, at least most of them are nice
Shane: "What are you doing later today?"
"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
"I have to go to that shitty Maple Hill High School and get laid by a meth head senior"
by Teenage Dream 42069 April 1, 2022
Get the Maple Hill High Schoolmug.